Tuesday, July 27, 2010

When Food Looks Like It Came From the Porn Store

Today, I made some super easy corn dogs.  I had left over hot dogs that were cut into bite size pieces and needed to use them up.  And the thought occurred to me that I could make them into corn dogs by baking them in corn bread mix.  So, I did.
I took one box of corn muffin mix and made it according to directions (don't judge me for not using Jiffy.  Jiffy is my corn bread mix of choice, but here in Guam, you gotta take what's available).  I generously sprayed a mini-muffin pan with Pam, filled each muffin cup up about half way and then inserted the hot dogs. 1 box of muffin mix made 16 mini-muffins.
To someone with her mind in the gutter the pre-cooked corn dogs could maybe be viewed as borderline obscene.

But the final product...

Pardon my observation, but they reminded me of pregnancy nipples.  Sorry for the direction this post has taken, but I just needed to acknowledge what you all are thinking.

Once I got past the visual, I was able to admit they were pretty tasty.  Next time I'm just going to make them in regular size muffin tins.

5 comments:

Kat said...

The pictures did make me chuckle!

Rachel Bice May said...

Ohhh I don't miss those nipples!! LOL

Anonymous said...

That is HYSTERICAL!!! I cannot stop laughing. I would make that today if only my whole house didn't have the pukes (just sent your hubby a lovely FB message regarding said pukes).

Please make more porn food!

love shauna

Shelly said...

i need some porn food around here!

Everyday Mom Ideas said...

Between this and the Barney explosion in your kitchen... Im hooked. Thanks for the laughs your halarious!

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